Dwayne Wade: Long, strong and down to get the friction on!

Posted on July 1st, 2008. Written by Emmett Jones.

My goodness…if there was ever a basis for an invasion of privacy lawsuit, Dwayne Wade has cause to bring one.  What am I talking about?  Well…this.  Thank you Black Sports Online!

That’s right folks…D-Wade is the newest endorser of “SUEPER SEX” Time Delay Capsules.  Although that picture looks so familiar…where have I seen it before?  Ah yes, NBA Live 2006!

So, can D-Wade bring suit for what seems to be an invasion of privacy?  Lets review:  A person can bring a suit for invasion of privacy/misappropriation when a defendant uses a plaintiff’s name or likeness for commercial advantage.  The defenses?  If the information is newsworthy (ha! i doubt it) or consent (which is also not likely).  So what prevents the lawsuit?  Well, since the entity is in China and there is no indication that they have any presence in America, D-Wade would have to travel to China in order to file the lawsuit in the first place.

…On the other hand, I think he is participating in some ‘Olympics thingy’ over in Beijing in a few weeks…maybe he could just hammer it out while he’s over there?

P.S. for fear of having my computer mutiny against me and kill me, I won’t even mention any joke about D-Wade, sex pills, and Star Jones.

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