Suites, boobs, deceptive advertising, and maybe some football

In case you didn’t know, the Miami Dolphins really, REALLY want you to come to their stadium.  They’ve already brought in the

legendary party master, Jimmy Buffet, in an effort to create a more “party-like atmosphere at the newly renamed LandShark stadium.  Seeing as how Buffet is associated with LandShark beer and the stadium is named LandShark…there may be some future promotions focusing on alcohol in some capacity in the future, just a guess.  You can probably also expect some party-type music (Margaritaville, anyone?)

Watching Football Checklist — party like atmosphere? check. Beer? check.

The Dolphins are also running a pretty interesting promotion on their website, where one lucky fan will actually “win a suite” for a Dolphins home game.  All you need to do is enter all of your contact information and the contact information of 5 of your friends, and then skip over the privacy policy which undoubtedly leads to your friends getting unwanted emails from the Dolphins and 3rd party advertisers (horribly deceptive business practice? yes.)

Watching Football Checklist — Great seats? check. Friends (who will become mad at you later due to SPAM from Dolphins)? check.

What could we possibly be missing? What would make my Miami Dolphins experience complete? Football, you say? Eh, maybe…No, I got it…The chance to ogle cheerleaders without being seen and without the use of binoculars. YES!

Franchise owner Steven Ross continued his quest for global lady ogling domination selling tickets today, announcing the arrival of 5,000 handheld wireless devices designed to give fans an unprecedented in-game multimedia experience.  The Kangaroo Gen III, a slimmer version of the portable TVs introduced to the NFL a few years ago, has a 4.3-inch high-definition screen that will provide instant replays, field level audio, fantasy team alerts, feeds of other games, and the ability to order food and drinks from the concession stands.

Users of the device…will have 11 customizable camera angles at their disposal, including… a cheerleader cam.

Watching Football Checklist — Boobs? check.

In case you haven’t been able to discern the point, the Dolphins are trying pretty hard to bring people into the stadium this year.  Beer, suites, boobs…they have something for everyone.  Maybe even a little football…if you’re interested in stuff like that.